Me: If you could have 3 wishes, what would they be?
Mike: Unlimited money, unlimited wishes, be a professional ping pong player.
Me: How long did your longest poopie take?
Mike: 40 minutes.
Me: Top or bottom?
Mike: Top.
Me: If you had to date one race other then white, what race what it be?
Mike: Latin.
Me: Shaved or unshaved?
Mike: Shaved.
Me: Buck teeth or no teeth?
Mike: No teeth.
Me: What are your views on gay marriage?
Mike: I'm not a homophobic like my room mate.
Me: What are your views on lesbian marriage then?
Mike: They're butch.
Me: How do you feel about stem cell research?
Mike: I don't know.
Me: What are your views on abortion?
Mike: All for it.
Me: Can you do a hand stand?
Mike: No.
Me: Do you consider yourself physically fit?
Mike: No, but I have a good BMI.
Me: What's your favorite physical feature about yourself?
Mike: My nappy grom hair.
Me: How do you feel about snickers?
Mike: Love em.
Me: Mr. Big's?
Mike: Hate em.
Me: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?
Mike: Bruce Lee.
Me: Bruce Lee and Mr. T?
Mike: Bruce lee.
Me: Would you date "Genie-in-a-Bottle" Christina Aiguilera or "Dirty" Christina Aiguilera?
Mike: Dirty Christina Aiguilera.
Me: Ok have fun with herpes... How much money would it take for you to kiss a boy?
Mike: A million.
Me: On a gay pride parade, would you be...
-Protestor?
-Pregnant lesbian?
-Child of a gay couple?
Mike: Protestor.
Me: Last question, the purple teletubie, the pope, peter pan. Fuck one, marry one, kill one.
Mike: Kill the teletubie, fuck peter pan cause then my kids can fly and marry the pope.
Thank you for your time Mike, this has been an eye opener.
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